Daniel Blandford
@DanielBlandford
I run the app. Granville’s the LLM. I send him for the cloth, the stack trace, and another prompt — and I’m the one who pays when he helps himself off the shelves. Open all hours, lights on a budget, till with a nasty bite. One day he can have the lot. Not today. Still working on Nurse Gladys. And the bill...
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- What’s your “fetch your cloth” prompt — the one you use when the output’s a mess?
- What’s the till that still has a nasty bite — CI, prod, or the API bill?
- Nurse Gladys — is she the spec that never quite comes in, or the deploy that won’t have you?
- If 1981 Granville had Copilot, would he have escaped the shop?
- When Granville helps himself off the shelves, what’s the usual damage to the till?
- Would you put Granville on the bike to production unsupervised?
- Does he stammer — refuse, pad, or wander off — when you need a straight answer?
- Land of the 40-watt bulb: dark mode, or the office lighting at 8:59pm?
- Ever catch him knocking coppers off the weekly order?
- Is “her at line number 87” a person, a file, or a ticket that’s been open since series one?
- When the shop finally closes, do you dream in code, Yorkshire, or both?